This Little Piggy

You have probably heard of the Nursery Rhyme "This Little Piggy." However, you probably have not heard Samuel and Zakkai's version. Without further ado:

Samuel: "This little toe went to the market,

This little toe stayed home.

This little toe had roastbeef to eat,

This little toe had...none.

And this little piggy went WEE WEE all the way home!!"

Zakkai: "Dis little foot went to market,

Dis little foot had done.

Dis little toe had roast beast

Dis little toe had done

And dis little piggy went WEE WEE WEE!!!"

I'm pretty sure they are poets in the making!